Explanation

Cue the Kelsey Grammer growl.

The tinnitus in my right ear sounds exactly like a CRT. Imagine being stuck with that sound for life.

platters were bent

I thought HDD platters were supposed to be too brittle for that.

Segmented mirror.

Shaaaaaving cream! Be nice and clean! Shave every day and you’ll always look keen!

Imagine all the people living for today!

Oh, that thing. I have used that in the past, but it’s been a while since I’ve needed to.

I have no idea what CLI is. I just use Mint and don’t put much thought in.

I think it’s unfair to complain about its performance

I disagree. If your software runs like a damn snail on inexpensive current-gen hardware, then it’s not worth using.

The most annoying part of that is the shitty render. I actually have an account on one of those AI image generating sites, and I enjoy using it. If you’re not satisfied with the image, just roll a few more times, maybe tweak the prompt or the starter image, and try again. You can get some very cool-looking renders if you give a damn. Case in point:

I miss Firefox’s Live Bookmarks feature.

Meh, I was never going to buy their shitty crap anyway.

Insurance companies hate this one weird trick! Find out more at spamwebsite.tk!

There are Linux users trying to use Photoshop?

Ubuntu is a bit of a shit distro, but I still have a soft spot for it because it was my first Linux experience.

The King is dead. Long live the King. The people going after these sites are just playing a game of whack-a-mole. New sites will always sprout up to fill in the gap.

I was always a fan of Mednaffe, a GUI frontend for Mednafen, for all of my NES, SNES, and GBA emulation needs. Of course, that’s all a bit moot now that I have a handheld.

I hear they like turtles.

What flavor is that boot you’re licking? Must be pretty tasty.