Mayor Poopington

fetal position in the bathtub, lights off, noize cancelling headphones playing static

“25% of our code was copied off of GitHub”

That one guy is pitching in $5 so now Google owes $10,779,224,060,605,346,999,999,999,999,999,995

Unfortunately, enshittification is very real. Many of us are here because of the enshittification of reddit.

You would have hated my highschool essays

I have no idea what you mean

Doesnt surprise me. Last company I worked for switched from UKG to Workday and it broke everything. A good chunk of employees got late paychecks, overtime hours didnt calculate right so some people got shorted, and on top of that two rounds of corrected W2s had to be sent out.

Behind the Bastards literally has an episode about this.

Pretty much. Can’t see the rest of the article, but most likely it’s just tower data, which only gives a general location. But as soon as you pull your phone out and get messages you would be traceable. Kind of defeats the purpose of having a phone

I broke the cycle last night. And the night before. And the night before that.

This is bizarre to me. There’s plenty of actual pictures of hurrican devastation.

Seems like a great way to lose all your talented employees

I bet op is one of those hippies that doesn’t like their SMTP tested on animals

What I’m gathering, it’s just the my selfie tool right? I’ve never bothered to set that up anyways

int main() { printf(“[you have the] wrong number”);

return 0;

}

BSG is Mormon fanfiction

I can already drive a real car in my dreams by taking Ambien

This might sound crazy, but have you tried talking to your partner and parents? Just in case you know, you have some similar opinions or something. Not that I would know, I never talk to people.

I’ll give you $20 for it

Starring JD Vance