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As an American (optimistic hostage) I couldn’t agree more.
As an American (optimistic hostage) I couldn’t agree more.
You could take the screws out of your iPhone and glue them onto the knobs, it’ll void your AppleCare though.
Arizona* Lucille wouldn’t even joke about moving to Texas
Might’ve been a marketing move to connect to the apple pie with cheese demographic.
Now with Thom at the Warf to hear what they fish are saying about this splashing new development.
Is this Mario San Serif?
Save your receipts for the inevitable class action… tumbleweed.gif
So they’re collecting photos of minors who are most likely naked to protect those minors from the dangers of porn? Flawless work; the children are now safe.
Not to mention the arson.
But how about dem apples? Dem apples are pretty good.
Great work, one note take it or leave it. Change Scorpio to say “you’re just an asshole and blame the stars about it”
In other news the CEO of Philip Morris says, “cigarettes are not cool and kill people.”
Even if there was any truth to the benefit of a shared workspace, why would this moron advocate for it? I swear CEOs are acting like the Producers more and more every day.