Wikisource has many: https://en.wikisource.org/wiki/Category:Cookbooks

The cursor is still after “screen.png” and not on the next line.
The only explanation I have is that starting xscreenshot and executing xscreenshot is faster than the UI is refreshed.

How did you take screenshot before pressing return?

Long time ago I wrote down a lot of movies to watch. I was able to watch many, but that one is the oldest in my list that I couldn’t find. Oh, and thanks for the pointer!

Les Diaboliques (1955)

Couldn’t find it anywhere, so it’s still at the top of the list.

What was the command again for having such nicely colored output?

The recline is needed for overnight flights. On short haul, it’s unnecessary indeed. I think some airline have ordered seats without recline already.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portal:Current_events

Only very short summaries of what happened, linked to Wikipedia article for more reading.

Here you go: https://www.gnu.org/fun/jokes/unix.errors.html

(% represents the csh, $ represents the bourne shell)
 
% "How poorly would you rate the Unix (so-called) user interface?
Unmatched ".
 
% rm congressional-ethics
rm: congressional-ethics nonexistent
 
% ar m God
ar: God does not exist
 
% [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?
Missing ].
 
% ^How did the sex change^ operation go?
Modifier failed.
 
% If I had a ( for every $ Congress spent, what would I have?
Too many ('s.
 
%make love
Make:  Don't know how to make love.  Stop.
 
% sleep with me
bad character
 
% got a light?
No match.
 
% man: why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments.
 
% ^What is saccharine?
Bad substitute.
 
% \(-
(-: Command not found.
 
% sh
 
$ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense
no sense in pretending
 
$ drink <bottle; opener
bottle: cannot open
opener: not found
 
$ mkdir matter; cat >matter
matter: cannot create
 
 
Or, in a System V (att) universe:
 
$ cat "can of food"
cat: cannot open can of food

Why do bartenders hate making piña colada? (I feel guilty now)

No, we have an Emacs mode for this

Insert link to that hilarious sysadmin day song

Awk has the advantage over Perl/Python/etc. that it’s standardized by POSIX. Therefore you can rely on it on all operating systems. It’s pretty much the only advanced scripting language available that is POSIX – the alternative would be some heavy shell scripting or almost-unreadable sed.

Everybody prefers Stollen with Marzipan

Does the christian edition have daemons though

May I ask which model you got?

Does sending SIGQUIT behave differently than sending SIGTERM?

Da guckt der Dachs zurecht so grimmig.

Klingt wie der Anfang von einem Gedicht.

Zum kopieren gut!

Hab gerade meine neue Sonnenbrille abgeholt. Bin super glücklich:)