No, but it didn’t matter anyway. That area wasn’t known for earthquakes. By the time my brain got out of “WTF?” mode, it was over.

The worst was also the funniest. An earthquake hit while I was on the toilet.

Everybody wins

In my case, a sack of White Castles.

Smartass remarks aside, you have my sympathies.

Oh, Texas. Your power grid is an endless source of amusement (for people who don’t have to rely on it, of course).