Cons: *Added stress of fighting traffic for no reason *Added expense of gasoline for no reason *More burning of fossil fuels for no reason *Worse bathrooms that you have to share *Worse kitchen that you have to share *Worse dress code *Less ergonomic office chair *Worse monitors *Slower Internet (in my case, at least) *More annoying disruptions from coworkers *Less peace and quiet needed for concentration *Have to sit in traffic yet again after you get off work

Pros: *Managers get to feel more important when seeing all their little worker bees’ butts in their chairs. *Promotes shitty “office culture” *Corporate real estate owners get to keep collecting rent

If it’s trained on Facebook and Instagram posts, it will be a troll and an idiot.

Very cool! This brings back memories of that time I was eaten by a grue.

He has so thoroughly ruined Twitter that you can’t help but wonder if that was his goal from the outset.

It’s absolutely racist. Calling a car a “rice burner” is also racist as hell.

I have cat-like night vision, and can see just fine in lighting that most people would call “pitch black”.

We all wear masks…metaphorically speaking, we suppress the id, our darkest desires, and adopt a more socially acceptable image.