Cans and cans of baked beans. Not that English shit though.

Ew

So that settles it. I have to get one now before they enshittify the new models.

If my experience in both IT and lock picking has taught me anything, it’s to stay away from anything “smart” 'nd also don’t secure your house with schlage or masterlock

Edit:

Abus, zeiss and squire are good choices in locks though

-1000 social credits.

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I’d bring some beer that I make in my garage.

badger, badger, badger

doo bee doo bee doop

there’s a saying, never attribute malice when incompetence would do. I don’t think an engineer would do this on purpose, but it really should have been caught by QA.

i read it exactly as it was written and now I’m imagining RJ45s in an earth wind and fire music video

I bet you’re a boy kisser.

Close enough, it’s actually a quote from another hippie from the film “the big Lebowski”

that doesn’t look like anything to me.

I’m just over here using mutt in my terminal and sipping my tea.

That’s just like your opinion, man.

So what’s the deal with onion sandwiches?

may i present, for your enjoyment, the toast sandwich. it’s a piece of toast in between two slices of bread.

the post is specifically targeting english food, not all white people food. There are plenty of white cultures that have amazing food. English isn’t really one of them.

this is tangential to the general thread of salad and weird food culture, so i’m just going to leave it as a reply to your comment.

I grew up in the south in the USA. I’m, therefore, southern. Ergo, I grew up with southern cuisine.

Fast forward to my mid thirties. I now live in France. I invited some of my non-southern and non-american friends over for a thanksgiving dinner one year. I served fruit salad, as one does, on the side of dinner. Apparently that’s weird. Nobody else eats fruit salad as a dinner side except southerners, apparently. Also, the non-americans were weirded out by eating cranberry sauce on the bird.