I just block everything that has the words “news” or “meme” in them. That already avoids you 90% of bad news and disgrace.

People who use spaces are not taping space space space space space space space space. Their tapping the tab key all the same.

Wow, super newsworthy. Even included some bs about “colorful language”. Can’t let a thing like that go by without trying to entice some internet drama.

Typical for a group of people that probably dedicated their whole careers to Windows. Could have just put it plainly that they don’t want to pay engineers that have the skills to do this on Linux.

Indeed there are.

Option 3, final answer.

Mate, just make sure you’re not getting into trouble with all that positive thinking, ok? Take care.

No one cares. Adoption of operating systems in the real world is not done based on popularity charts. Those only serve for memes and flamewars.