Thank God actual cops haven’t watched those TV shows and movies.

Perpetual licenses are dumb though. Software is a living breathing thing. Without developers it starts to die.

GPS is terrible and I hate being able to find places

“Yes, I thought of that. The laptops we currently have are cheaper options and every time they fail an employee loses a days worth of work but the company still pays them. In the end it turned out to be more expensive than if we had gone with something like the ThinkPads in my proposal.”