This his honestly a hilarious article. I can’t believe the state of leadership in the US these days.

My friends car started making a weird noise.

I said, “it sounds like you blew a seal”

To which she immediately responded “EOAEOOAOAOAAOOO” - which was obviously intended as the sound of a seal coming to climax.

No, they pretended to get mad so they had an excuse to cut their workforce without having it labeled a layoff.

It’s a relief valve though. As someone who has suffered from unavailable care, black market drugs probably saved my life. I’m not terribly against adults being able to make such decisions on their own judgment.

The same story of publicly traded companies again and again.

Your steady growth isn’t good enough.

Your growth has to grow - and if it’s not growing fast enough then you’re not doing your duty to the shareholders.

Add in the fact that we’ve let businesses get so large they empty all the air from the room and we’ve managed to enshittify our entire society.