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A can of tuna.

Don’t say it, send it in an email.

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With my hands silly.

Better Call Sol

Build an emergency fund and hang on to it for everyone.

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Same here when I got DM’d a telegram channel for hard drugs. The user was never taken down or warned.

IDK about funny but I asked a girl out for the first time in my life as a young adult like 19 or 20 We met at a bar and I was already nervous. Within the first five minutes I started hyperventilating and had to leave due to a massive anxiety attack. I was so embarrassed that I never contacted her again.

I had a few nice girlfriends as a teen but this one was so special it made me a nervous wreck and caused me way to much anxiety.

I think I would take Donald Trump’s business experience. LMFAO. 😂🤣🤣😂

Groupon

Imagine this happening during open heart surgery and all the monitors go blue!

You sick bastard! Have her do a print loop in BASIC.

A hooker.

the firing is a false rumor

She was forced to resign.

Hawk Tua

A big lawsuit is necessary to set a precedence.

Take some vitamin D.