sooper_dooper_roofer [none/use name]

Uptown Funk is already a classic dude

That one Fetty Wap song

Despacito

not my problem

grape wine sucks

there’s more complexity in Shaoxing cooking wine than grape wine

also the best beer I’ve ever had was some artisanal non-alcoholic one, I’ve been trying to find it for 10 years but never succeeded

I can see Craig of the Creek being changing for little kids

and senses are real bc they’re reproducible

I see john get cut and he says owie
I get cut and it also feels like owie

therefore if john shoots himself and dies I can expect that to do the same thing

unless you’re saying that my very conception of john, my visual image of him, is all solipsistic and derived from my own mental dreamworld, as are everything else in my life. In that case I would say damn I’m heckin smart and got a big brain. I used to think about this when I was little and I would imagine myself sitting on a big rock in space, and I’d wake up and realize that everything (my family friends etc) were all a dream, and the reality was just me, this moonrock I was sitting on, and the black galaxy around me

how do you know your senses are valid and not solipsistic

if I’m the only real person on earth and everyone else is NPCs that means my senses are even more reliable and valid

I simply project my reality onto my surroundings

it’s not physically possible to downvote someone on hexbear

but on the other hand anglos literally bred pit bulls to tear cattle apart while they were still alive (and it was actually illegal to slaughter cows in england using normal methods)

I’m not saying pitbulls necessarily are genetically like that but I wouldn’t be surprised.

But regardless, let us appreciate the fact that 1800s era brits thought that the only appropriate way to consume beef was by slaughtering it with a dog ripping it’s muscle off its back while tied to a pole. Even being killed by a pack of wolves or a lion would be more humane lol

every videogame/work of fiction just recycles generic LOTR medieval european stuff for the last 70 years

deer - clean but mineraly, also lean

goat - like lamb but more barn flavor

alligator - like chicken pork fish

frog legs - like chicken fish

goat testes - like the white of an egg but kinda musty (would not eat again)

snails - chewy

crawfish - tastes like a “muddier” lobster

shark fin soup - had it once in a restaurant decades ago, it was kinda gelatinous but slightly sticky

sea urchin - I didn’t like this, but the ones I’ve seen in sushi restaurants look different (paler) than the ones I see fresh from the ocean, so it might be a freshness thing

eel - fatty and denser meat similar to the texture of mahi mahi

wagyu - I’ve had a few slices of this before, and I find it overrated (I find steak in general overrated). However I had it seared on a pan and it was thinly sliced already so it might’ve just been too nuked to taste good

yeah I hate having them in my pocket. It’s so bulky. MP3 players on the other hand are like credit cards weightwise, and you can still use normal fucking headphones with them

Death to America