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Cats aren’t exactly uncommon, but my little girl is hairless so I think she might count?

Abortion is healthcare, woman hater.

To eventually not hate my job, and unfortunately not

Kimmel didn’t state a fact.

I stopped reading here. No. You can infer whatever you want from someone’s words, but you can’t call someone a liar for something you think they implied.

Thanks for proving which you were. Goodbye.

Just to be clear, you’re calling stating a fact equally as bad as calling someone the baby of the Muslim Brotherhood and Planet of the Apes, and demanding an equal response to both.

You’re either disingenuous to the extreme or an idiot. There’s literally not a third option.

What did Roseanne say? I know what she said, I want to know if you know.

Barnacles, relative to body size, have the longest penises in the world

Correct.

You’re right, everybody without the money to make the trip should travel 2000 miles (3218 km) to commit suicide by cop. That’s sensible.

Been trying to figure that out for decades, but I have found that music, weed, and cuddles does wonders

I think it’s mostly that I use “good morning” as a greeting regardless of time of day