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tpyo@lemmy.worldtoAsklemmy@lemmy.ml•What's something completely random that's made you laugh for years?
0·2 months agoA short YouTube video from ages ago that never fails to crack me up
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Privacy@lemmy.ml•Flock bans Journalist from Convention, Journalist use their tools against them.
1·2 months agoThey moved to mastodon!
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Technology@lemmy.world•Valve antitrust lawsuit reportedly reveals lengths Steam owner is willing to go to prevent cheaper prices elsewhereEnglish
1·5 months ago“It is important that you don’t give Steam customers a worse deal than Steam Key purchasers.”
That’s a very fair way of phrasing it and should make sense to anyone saying “but what if they want to sell it cheaper elsewhere?” Seems most people don’t even understand the actual issue, they just are butthurt over headlines
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Technology@lemmy.world•Amazon’s Middle East data centers damaged by Iran drone and missile attacks will be down for several months during repairsEnglish
6·6 months agoThey did threaten to do that. I’m in no support of Iran but to see them follow through makes me smirk
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Technology@lemmy.world•'Worst in Show' CES products include AI refrigerators, AI companions and AI doorbellsEnglish
2·10 months agoOh I made another comment but this was what I was talking about! I was talking to my partner about it last night after watching the CES video. I couldn’t remember the name but this is exactly it
I said it was “Rock Pops” because i think that’s great
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Technology@lemmy.world•'Worst in Show' CES products include AI refrigerators, AI companions and AI doorbellsEnglish
9·10 months agoI watched a video about the worst of CES. I was kind of amused that some of the winners of worst-of weren’t even new ideas
There was a candy I remember that from a long time ago, idk 2000ish? It was a lollipop you bit down on and you could hear music played through your teeth. I never tried it but it was sold where I worked
Another idea, the worst of the worst, was the smart fridge. I remember from business classes I took many years ago used that as an example of innovation. Or a “smart” microwave. You let it know what ingredients you have, for example by scanning the barcode, so it can recommend recipes or alert you when something is running low
The rendition of those ideas at the CES were so out of touch
tpyo@lemmy.worldtoAsklemmy@lemmy.ml•What time is your cats' bedtime; is it the same as yours and there is co-sleeping?
0·10 months agoThat’s adorable! Sounds like she’s treating you like kittens (idk how momma cats work, I figured they’d put them in the nest then go hunt at night)
Do you have a long haired cat?
I’m glad nothing went awry. I was always skeptical about it because no one figured it out. It’s crazy what we do especially as kids with our innocent bliss
That reminds me of a “game” kids would (try) to play when I was young at school. The kids would say to do just that “bend over, take a deep breath” and the other one would try to lift them up really quickly. I never saw it work. I guess you were supposed to pass out. Idk
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Technology@lemmy.world•OpenAI Seeks Additional Capital From Investors as Part of Its $40 Billion RoundEnglish
11·1 year agoFor funsies:
(Also forgive any incorrect terminology. It’s 5am and I don’t know the terminology)


And to recover $40b:
(But it assumed it was over 5 years)

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Technology@lemmy.world•YouTube Music wants me to verify my age.English
4·2 years agoFor funsies I looked up when I invited someone to Gmail:

Not sure exactly when my account was made but obviously before then! Also check out the generous one gig of storage space
I agree with you (and also somewhat with the other people, too)
I want to keep some accounts completely separate from my other accounts, and also don’t want to set up a whole other set of accounts to keep them separate
E.g., on Reddit I would keep certain conversations on reddit only (but used a 3rd party app mostly so I never saw the chats, just dm/pms)
I’ve got no input for the post because I came here from all, but I just wanted to say I love that picture! It’s got some awesome vibes to it; I’m not too into ttrpgs but that’s a theme that’s right up my alley! Good luck with developing your world. It looks like you’ve got a great start
About 20 years ago
I went to my family Christmas with my then-partner. I got a Grinch onesie from my family
We then attended my partner’s family Christmas where basically the entire living room was stuffed with presents for the kids (my partner and their siblings). My then-partner complained about how they all got more $$ worth of presents. I pointed out that I got a pair of pjs for Christmas. The reply: “it’s not about the dollar amount, it’s just they got more than me” (paraphrased)
I hated that present. A fucking onesie? It was such a disappointing present, and for a long time I used it as an example for questions just like this
I kept it and wore it. Eventually I lost the bitterness and started to cherish it even. Which is why I still wear it regularly this time of year! It’s quite warm… plus, it has pockets!
Grinch tax:

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Technology@lemmy.world•Why I regret using 23andMe: I gave up my DNA just to find out I’m British | Technology | The GuardianEnglish
2·2 years agoI’m very sorry I didn’t think of this context. I wasn’t being daft intentionally, it just didn’t occur to me when I was trying to figure out the situation
I can understand now. Thank you for sharing and gently explaining the situation
(I’m also very, very sorry to have implied your mother had cheated in that scenario. I did not mean to cast shade on her character)
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Technology@lemmy.world•Why I regret using 23andMe: I gave up my DNA just to find out I’m British | Technology | The GuardianEnglish
1·2 years agoThank you; I’m sorry I missed that broader context. I try to think critically about what I read and sometimes I struggle with widening my scope of thinking
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Technology@lemmy.world•Why I regret using 23andMe: I gave up my DNA just to find out I’m British | Technology | The GuardianEnglish
1010·2 years agoThat would indicate your mom cheated as well? Not sure exactly what your dad cheating has to do with your DNA. Wouldn’t it be better to find out he wasn’t your dad if he was so shitty?
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Technology@lemmy.world•The Onion buys rightwing conspiracy theory site Infowars with plans to make it ‘very funny, very stupid’English
11·2 years agoA part of me actually wished that the Onion would have purchased InfoWars, but in secret, like maybe under a subsidiary corp that has a right-wing sounding name.
"Today we celebrate a new addition to the Global Tetrahedron LLC family of brands. "
don’t change Infowars’ branding
"Founded in 1999 … InfoWars has distinguished itself as an invaluable tool for brainwashing and controlling the masses.
…
InfoWars has shown an unswerving commitment to manufacturing anger and radicalizing the most vulnerable members of society—values that resonate deeply with all of us at Global Tetrahedron.
No price would be too high for such a cornucopia of malleable assets and minds. … a steep bargain: less than one trillion dollars."
I’m absolutely not disagreeing with you; I believe the onion will continue on doing “its thing” and keeping on-brand for both entities. Do exactly what you say and publish articles either believable or outlandish enough to break through to people



Well… bad. No government should be able to tell you what sites you’re allowed to visit