Anyone who still thinks he’s a genius should be mocked mercilessly.
Surprised it didn’t happen sooner.
And on that note, I would absolutely download a car.
Well, I wouldn’t download this car.
Another Musk business model that’ll die… But not before he grifts stupid shareholders…
Well you know, you gotta phase these things out before sweeping them under the rug.
If you cut it off cold turkey everyone will be like “I did Natzi that one coming”.
Then first create the full self driving that you have lied about already existing for the past decade
Tesla: subscribe to your own demise.
$99 dollars a month to kill yourself. Shit, I can commit suicide for free.
No thanks, Nazi.
So if your subscription runs out while driving does the Tesla just stop on the road or does it immediately drive back to the dealership till you pay it?
Burst into flames
Facts!
It’s only for the “Full Self driving” feature. It would likely just disable the feature.
Can you opt to pay imaginary money for it since it is an imaginary feature?
Didn’t need another reason not to buy a Tesla but I’ve got one.
Fools and their money are soon parted - over and over again if they’re Tesla fanboys.
Oh jeez, enshittification is so fast with today’s companies…
Wasn’t it already? Fucking Tesla is so damn confusing on how the hell this shit works. Every 2 months it changes, price changes, how the use it changes, and if they even get it. God I’m so glad I wouldn’t ever buy one of those shit boxes.
“Oh think I’ll treat myself to a month of gamble driving”
Good maybe people will stop using it then. What am I saying they bought a Tesla of course they’re going to keep using it.
