Holy shit, dystopia is real
Black Mirror is real.
Lol, this is because most of their Facebook users will be dead in the next 5 years.
How are these companies so Sociopathic that they don’t immediately understand how awful an idea this is?
Unfortunately, the c-suites can’t hear you over the sound of their multimillion dollar annual bonus checks clearing
At least we can hear their sobs when their sales slump, and their corporations nosedive.
Because some soulless marketing drone will think it is a great idea.
What an intellectually dishonest title. You can’t keep posting after your death; your persona and all the relationships you spent a lifetime building become commodities for Meta to profit from
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Another Black Mirror Story becoming reality: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Be_Right_Back
If you want to shitpost from beyond the grave do it yourself
Casper the Unfriendly Ghost
I’m actually gonna aim more for something out of The Shining.
Black mirror type shit
Good news everyone! I write this from the better place.
Meta knows that you don’t have to be dead for this to work, now you can respond to your friends on Facebook in a manner that most optimizes engagement… whether you want to or not.
They also won’t let a little thing like you being dead stand in the way of their monetizing your data, it isn’t like you can sue them for impersonation or anything.
I quit Facebook over a decade ago, but any gen AI thingie impersonating me will have to get drunk and post unfortunate things at 2 am and then delete them next day. Good luck to the poor dumb bastard.
So that meta can speak through your corpse after you die.
At least someone wants my body, I can’t give it away.
90% of their social media is already bots anyway would it really change much
Finally, so I can keep being banned forever.
I see an upside, I’ll be able to post “Fuck you Zuckerberg” for years after I’m gone.
Headline implies Meta is being dystopian. Text suggests they’re hoarding the patent so others can’t use. While sure, Facebook the company deserves all distrust in the world, that’s quite the disonance between the title and the rest of the article. Gotta love such manipulative news, specially as people usually read just the headline.
Y’all are gonna love https://reflekta.ai/
Reflekta turns the stories, memories, and artifacts of the lives of you and your loved ones into private and interactive Reflektions that can be connected with anytime.
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If it can’t do unique puns then it’s not me.
Holy fuck
