What’s going to be their next trick? Launching a service that’ll watch the latest Netflix series for me and give me a summary when it’s done?
Obviously, how else will you keep slaving away for shareholders AND consume media to keep that creatively bankrupt corpse afloat as well?
Sucks teeth. I suppose that would be a rather tall order without tool assistance. On a completely unrelated note, I just had the oddest flash of somebody having welded a golden(ish) bull to the front of a surplus APC ramming the resultant amalgamation into the nearest stock exchange and / or AI data center. No idea why.
Chem trails.
Looks suspiciously at the cold remains of my last cup of coffee.
…Yeah, probably.
Brain chip that blasts the entire series at you in one second.
At least that way I’d get to enjoy it while dying from my aneurysm.
They want me to pay them for a game and then pay them for their AI to play it for me.
That’s the future we all wanted. Going to work all day so robots could sit at home and play games.
Presumably this is marketed at Elon Musk so he can pretend to be a gamer.
It’s so hard to raise kids to turn off the light when they leave the room, with huge wastes of electricity like this just running rampant in the world.
Ah, the world we all hoped for with AI:
AI doing all the fun stuff like art and games and humans get to do the hard work like fixing AI mistakes, fighting wars, and working until we die
What’s even the point of this…

I was starting to write a sarcastic comment about the future of Xbox being just the customer paying for a game and then watching the computer play it for them, but yeah that could totally happen.
Like… A movie?
This already exists as idle games on phones. I can’t imagine anything more lame.
Oh neat, just one step away from having AI buy the game for me as well.
Hahahahahahahahaha now Elon can beat every game ever! Hahahahahahaha!
so they spent millions attacking and removing hackers from their games, only to allow AI bots to do it for a subscription fee…
iran, can you blow up this data center while you’re at it?
Spend $70-100 for a game. AI plays it.
It’s like asking your older sibling for help beating the tough level, except a lot sadder and lonelier
Lame
What’s the point then? I pay for a game that I’m not even playing just so, what, my numbers of “completed” games goes up?
I’m someone who likes seeing the stats go up as I watch anime. But I do it naturally and over time. This AI idea is like if I were to start an anime, put it on auto-play while I sleep, and when I wake up it’ll be done, without me seeing a single scene.
Let’s skip the playing part. Let the customers pay and directly see their playthrough results and achievements.
Just one upping Sonys ai ghost tutorials









