crosspost from dankmemes, I just woke up so this looked good for here
edit: probably helped that I was listening to Another Medium while doing it
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A certain star is affecting everyone’s life pretty significantly.
A certain planet too
True, but the month of your birth will influence your life, because society, tradition, educational systems and the deep echoes of the species rising through agrarian cultures all get weird when they start interacting with each other.
I’m a Libra, by the way.
Well well well, just wait until you get a sunburn resulting in skin cancer and say that again. Check mate astronomists.
What if you decide to become an astronomer?
Then the stars and planets will affect your life, but first you have to make sure you tell ‘em you’re not into astrology. Otherwise you’re screwed.
lol my horoscope says the stars and planets will not affect my life in any way. what did you guys get
I got the same! And it is soooooo true! Gotta love the stars! <3
Seems awful selfish of the planets and stars to ignore my fascinating little human life this way. It’s as if they’re TRYING to conspire against me becoming ruler of the universe.
The stars say you’re an exciting and wonderful person, but… you know they’re lying
If I were you I’d lock my doors and windows and never leave my house ever again.
Great work, one note take it or leave it. Change Scorpio to say “you’re just an asshole and blame the stars about it”
Yer gonna die
