• SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world
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    Just fuck an escort if you are so horny and an unfaithful piece of shit. Having an affair with an employee and a business partner is the dumbest thing you can do as a CEO.

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    bit refreshing seeing a billionaire not fucking kids.

    a bit of a horndog and cheating bastard, but who expected a saint?! this guy is a CEO he would sell his soul for a increase in stock value.

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      Kids are not subordinates or chinese intelligence, so they wouldn’t even move the needle in ‘newsworthiness’ in this sad state of affairs.

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      I’m not upset at all about the infidelity. But judging from this thread, I guess people care a lot about if he is faithful or not.

      I think it may be a lot of virtue signaling also, as usual. But it’s a fact that a lot of people are unfaithful.

      Perhaps marriage is not a great idea in general if a lot of people are not happy in it. Usually the decision to marry comes early in a relationship, within a few years. Then reality hits that its not as exciting as they thought after a few years, and perhaps the attraction dies.

      I think a lot of guys would cheat with a woman like this, and if they would, I dont think its authentic to judge Jensen for that part.

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        In countries without state welfare, marriage is an economic construct to secure the funding of raising children. In the past it was also used to secure the funding of the potential mother.
        Marriage did already change a lot. But in the countries with shitty state support for single parents and their children, it still serves its purpose. It does not prevent cheating, though - and probably never did.

        You are right that the judgement is a bit stupid.
        A quarter of all men cheat. A fifth of all women cheat. Cheating is somewhat common. Maybe, it’s time to accept the fact that human sexuality isn’t really that easy to confine. Normalizing porn as venting mechanism for unfulfilled desires might help men and women stay exclusive.

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      Give it time, we’ve just started investigating.

      Fucking a spy who targeted him is a restraint problem. Fucking a second woman at work who wasn’t paid to seduce is a serious restraint problem.

      A serious restraining problem and unlimited privilege make for sketchy waters.

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      bit refreshing seeing a billionaire not fucking kids.

      So far… I convinced than 99,9% of the bilionaries have one of those secret places epstein style to do things who would make the the movie “Hostel” look like a pg13 shopping mall movie

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    The whole thing - from the jacket to putting is little huang werever he could - stinks of mid-life crisis mixed with the kind of entitlement and priviledge billioniares have in this society.

    Hope his wife of 40s years takes him to the cleaners.

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    How much more evidence do we need until we finally understand that older men are the worst choice for leading positions because they have trouble to keep their pants up and tend to think with their penis?

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      Bush (both of them), Obama, Biden kept their pants up. But somehow Clinton and Trump got more widespread long-lasting supporters. (Also, neither Clinton nor Trump - and I’m guessing not Huang - waited until they were old to have affairs; it was a whole-adult-life problem, not an “old man” problem.) Seems to be a problem with the people choosing the men as leaders - there are moral men to choose from if the voters or board members or whatever humans are doing the selection wanted.

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        I think, eunuchs actually did exist for that sole reason - to have people in clerk and advisor positions who definitely have no interest in intriguing or corruption to promote or secure the funding of their own bloodline.

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    I’m starting to think this guy might have too much free time. Perhaps been a tech CEO isn’t all that demanding.

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      Yeah but SuperIntellience™ can’t wear a sick leather jacket and and wreck itself with Chinese honeypots. Okay, well maybe it can do that second one, but it doesn’t have a leather jacket, probably.

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    Signing a bra makes so much sense now. That felt so weird compared to the persona he presented when talking.

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      Na that’s exactly what rock stars do. And he always wanted to be a rock star. That’s why he has that silly jacket.

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        He just seemed focused on his company than someone like bezos for example

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    Crap. What the hell has this guy been doing…

    This guy fucks everyone on the planet. Every fund has Nvidia stocks. He literally fucked everyone.

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      He fucked the complete hardware market, so in a way, he did indeed fuck us all.

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      Wait until you hear about Charles Lindbergh.

      And well, what do you expect from someone who is extremely competent in telling people what they want to believe?

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        someone who is extremely competent in telling people what they want to believe?

        Maybe he’ll be replaced with AI

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    First, you get the leather jacket. Then, you get the money. Then, you get the girls.

    And then, the girls crash the global AI bubble earlier and in a more dramatic fashion than anyone anticipated.

    Huang did all this while being married for 40 years to a woman who supported him and who he made co-trustee of all his shares in NVidia.

    She holds all the cards, and we’re going to find out about all his lurid affairs one by one. Take half and sell. Make him pay for it.

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      Having a secret affair with an employee is frowned upon at most companies. Most middle managers would get fired for that, why hold the CEO less accountable?

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      They can blame the spy instead of Jenson.

      “Oh no, I couldn’t resist the Chinese super spy! Its not my fault!”

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      Getting seduced by someone trained to do it is a functionally different lack of restraint than fucking a report.

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    It’s a reflection of the business - Nvidia’s specialty is running multiple tasks in parallel.

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      I’m thinking Huang fucking everybody is pretty representative of how NVIDIA treats its retail customers.