• Nobody@lemmy.worldEnglish
    2·
    2 年前

    I briefly recall a time when I thought unions weren’t all that ba-

    A fierce electric shock drops me to my knees. The pain thankfully subsides as I return to Rightthink. Job Creators be praised!

  • jaybone@lemmy.worldEnglish
    2·
    2 年前

    “I have just murdered a man, but I can save hundreds on my car insurance by switching to geico.”

  • OpenStars@startrek.websiteEnglish
    1·
    2 年前

    That’s so cute… to think that you’d ever be allowed to wake up again. Now for your next trick, get rid of any incriminating evidence, like the person whose hands strangled the victim.

  • Hyperreality@kbin.social
    1·
    2 年前

    You need to add a psychosexual element to it to make it truly disturbing. Eg.

    I laugh as Elon Musk beams a meme directly to my frontal cortex via NeuraLink. Omg epic win. I blink twice to NeuraLike it, then think very hard “Thank you Sir! Please send BitCoin.” I open my eyes. It is nighttime, I am strangling a union organizer, and I have an erection. I scream as loud as I can, my face and throat burns, but all I hear is a ringing sound. As the light leaves the union organizer’s eyes, I orgasm and feel the sticky wetness dribble down my trouser leg before I lose consciousness.