But what if it was Henry Cavill?
Right? I think there’s a whole series of ‘workplace harassment comics’ to be made out of this.
Don’t: not be henry cavill
“Hey, want to come over and play a table top war game?”
“Ew no loser, ugh, sexual harassment!”
Do: Be henry cavill
“Hi, I’m Henry Cavill. Want to come over and play a table top war game?”
“oh the lore is deep so many fascinating factions and player agency in customization!”
Sometimes I think heterosexuality is a cruel joke.
The only thing you need to know is that you need more dakka
I actually used to play Orks. It was not great with my personality.
I hear Ork players tend to benefit from a more jovial win or lose disposition as Orks kind of either crush it or fall apart depending on their luck.
I recently learned to embrace that brand of Orkiness.
Bucket of dice, zero hits? It’s not bullshit, it’s fucking hilarious. Because it’s more fun that way.
The actual problem for me is the Green Tide. In order to do Orks well, you need to replace the local atmosphere with orks and grots. That’s a lot of painting, and I hate tedious busy work. Sure, you can field a bunch of killa kanz instead, but that’s a huge point sink and in order to get an effective army you need at least nine of them plus at least 3 deff dreds and a bunch of mekboyz that all look the same. Unfortunately most of the other armies are a bit more fun to paint.
