I was hoping one would have a heart that says “Mom” inside, but I guess a pattern of dots is a start…
About to get these tough little guys deported to El Salvador.
not even tardigrades can survive CECOT
There’s finally hope to get a tattoo on my micropenis!
micropenis
Redundant much? 😉
They put the tardigrades onto surfaces cooled to below -226 degrees Fahrenheit (-143 degrees Celsius), and covered the tiny creatures in anisole, an anise-scented organic compound.
If it’s not enough that they froze them, then they covered them in licorice flavor and tattooed them with it. I literally didn’t realize you could torture something so.
And they didn’t do a heart with a banner in front of it that says “Mom”?
Tattardigrades are now my favorite things.
Wtf?
Here’s a song about tardigrades that I often get stuck in my head
Got a non YouTube version?
Just use invidious: https://inv.nadeko.net/watch?v=aCkSr0ugTIM
Ah yes, exactly what I tell my boss when I do stupid stuff for fun
They did surgery on a tardigrade
Next thing you know they’re gonna form tardigangs!
At least we can identify if it was an HP, Xerox, or Brother printer that printed these tardigrades
They did surgery on a grape
