will@lemm.ee to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 21 days agoInfrared contact lenses let you see in the darkarstechnica.comexternal-linkmessage-square50linkfedilinkarrow-up1210arrow-down15
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minus-squareIamsqueegee@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13arrow-down1·21 days agoYou would if you don’t like surprises. Big brother: “Okay, open your mouth and close your eyes, and I’ve got a big surprise!” Closes eyes: “not this time, fucker”
minus-squareqarbone@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·21 days agoHow would you get a surprise in the mouth when you’re stuck headfirst in the washer?
minus-squarewhiskybourbon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·21 days agoThis is real bro not step bro. Totally different shenanigans involved.
You would if you don’t like surprises.
Big brother: “Okay, open your mouth and close your eyes, and I’ve got a big surprise!” Closes eyes: “not this time, fucker”
How would you get a surprise in the mouth when you’re stuck headfirst in the washer?
This is real bro not step bro. Totally different shenanigans involved.