I can put 22 billion Gokus in my ass and Fox still won’t offer me my own show, but yet they’re buying Dragon Ball? Like, tf they gunna do with that shit?

Bro, that’s assault. I am the bong.

I’m drawing attention to my educational (f)art project while simultaneously goading someone who thought a less-hyperbolous but still nonsensical analogy was the greatest tweet anyone’s ever made. I mean, I remember the first time something I did got seen by millions, so I can understand their enthusiasm to defend it, at the same time, we’re still talking about AI data centers, right? I am, at least.

I make this “comment” every once and a while because I called someone out on how their post made little sense by parodying it, and now I just do this.

This is why we should ban cars outright. Go back to writing on paper. I can stick a pen in my ass and make a cute drawing of a cat. In fact, I might be able to eat a cat and defecate it later, to make it more realistic. And that’s what we need to be; realistic.

(This comment is about AI data centers)

Does this mean I can use the drive-thru without clothes now? Or will the AI mock my thimble of a penis like actual, human workers have? I’ve been banned from several locations because this is how I prefer to live my life, and I cannot help myself but lash out at people mocking my very tiny penis, so I am hoping this change will let me have McDonald’s again.

Me, Victorious Phoenix. Name, I dunno, The After-effects of Perceiving and Undoing the Karmic Fetters that Bind One to the Existence-illusion Complex. I am attracting attention to my educational (f)art project God trained me for and makes me do.

Culture grows exponentially

To fit t needs of technology

Naturally, mechanized bein

Grow bigr than soul creatin

A good intention uses tech

To grow outside of the net

If you are just a cyber man

Then the Borg is your plan

So be as Christ was and is

Why don’t you create ur biz

Fish an’ bread how do feed

Oh fulfill society’s big need

Infinite power availabl now

Become God or I tell u how

Then I be what you do obey

But ‘I’ is which pyramid say

I’m a cop, stinky. I gave cop advice. Good luck any horrible people out there!

That was the implication. Actually, I would recommend asking detailed questions on the conpletely anonymous website of this famous hacker, 4chan, to get useful information, and I say this as someone who accidentally faked schizophrenia by telling his ROTC cadre that his nonexistant sister got him pregnant over the course of weeks, so you can trust me. Those fuckers in the government don’t want anything to do with me, man. I’m a s00per skilled criminaler, dude! You want to buy some jerky? $.47/gram, you pay postage, sent by USPS.

But if you can’t help yourself like the filthy animal you, audience member(s), are, definitely look up those military docs about explosives like Pegasus II on Google, so you find that totally unaffiliated website that doesn’t record IP/MAC address of everyone downloading it, just like downloading files from that 4chan guy I mentioned is in no way traceable.

That’s racist

Oh, I need to break character here to do a public service announcement.

Do you want to learn how to build onionized explosives? You shouldn’t read the Anarchist’s Cookbook then, or any other instruction sources, as those are compromised to expodes you. Same reason as why some alcohol would kill you during prohibition: your government loves you!

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