Man. I have no use for this. I know where I go. I go to work. And then the gym. Almost every day. Because I work a lot.

It’s like my boss always says…“BACK TO WORK, DICKHEAD!”

Google: “Meh. Cost of doing business. We’re certainly not going to stop or anything…”

Yes. Same thing, probably different models.

I thought wifi was on 2.4ghz, and the new ones were on 5ghz?

are people using their brains or what?

What? No. Seriously, are you new here? And by here I mean Earth.

I see idiots all around me. Everybody only interested in advancing themselves. But if we advanced the group, it would be better for EVERYBODY.

But we as a species are too stupid to build a society that benefits everybody.

So no. No brain use here.

That’s what I’m doing. That and screaming into a pillow most nights.

Needing an ID to go online.

…what…no. That can’t be…

does math

…STOP USING NUMBERS AGAINST ME!!!

Meta Knight?

Wii sports is retro…

cries

Noooooooo!!!

Oh, sorry…

Ooooooooooo!!!

Who said he’s leaving? He’s been talking this whole time about 2024 being the last election you ever need to vote in.

…please don’t give them ideas.

Yes…no…maybe? I don’t know. Can you repeat the question?

Someone, somewhere, said they don’t like you.

Now CRY!

We live in the dumbest timeline.

Oh…yeah. I don’t get ANY of that. I get weird random shit, and I’m like “Yeah, sure, let’s watch this video on the mating habbits of ladybugs! Why not?”

Spoiler alert, the concept of cuckolding absolutely exists in the world of ladybugs. She makes her mate watch as she fucks other ladybugs. No, I’m not joking. That’s a thing. Thanks youtube!

I don’t know what you’re talking about. I love my reccomended videos. I just watched a video about the reasons so many old subway stations use tile on the walls.

Spoiler alert, it’s because in the early 19th century these stations were poorly lit, and white tile reflects light. So it made a small amount of light act as a bigger source of light. Plus it doesn’t degrade and break down like paint or wood does over time.

Just one example of something that I would have never even wondered, but now I watched an interesting video explaining it. There was more to it than that, but I’m not going to go point by point of the video.

Erin: “All of the sudden, I was awake.”

I don’t remember writing this…or having that account!