I use RedReader when I absolutely have to check reddit for something.

I used that bullshit to get out of beard length requirements at a job once. They dont like to question it to much, and if they do, you just have to get offended lol.

Be extremely careful not to mistype ‘nigher.’

What Xanadu is this?

I usually dont judge peoples hobbies, but DAMN 🤣

What made you decide to pay for that one?

See, you were a lot more concise.

That’s an awful long-winded way to say that you have no idea wtf you’re talking about.

I have a 2011 Silverado 4wd that I lucked into real cheap right before covid. I ripped the OnStar out of it and I hope it never dies 'cause I won’t ever be able to afford anything like it again.

Inb4 the anti truck bitchfest. I live in the sticks, and use it the way a truck needs to be used.

Maybe you’re a robot.

People are downvoting you, but I get it. My dad loved old time radio shows. And his favorite part was the old advertisements.

Either that, or I will find something else to wipe my ass on. It’s lose-lose for everybody really.