Why? Jesus Christ. Unless you are planning on taking it apart and reading it’s circuitry, don’t patronize this kind of shit.
Thats not even funny its just fuckin sad and stupid.
I lol’d because one of the questions in the comments was, well what can it do, and the answer was…not much. That’s an awfully expensive toy…but at least the legs are replaceable 🤷♂️
Yes but in this case it generates income for the author in terms of his ongoing employment.
What can a real dog do?
Be an actual companion
You can’t answer the question using a deliberately broad terminology. That robot also can accompany an owner.
Go out. Pet a dog. Talk to a human in real life.
That’s what you thought he meant?
This wasn’t a failure of communication on his part, it was a failure on yours.
Maybe you’re a robot.
I still jerk off manually.
Of course you do.
A bunch of people snapped pictures of my robot dog. Several people asked me questions. Was it being used for surveillance? (No.)
Are you sure?
Not by him.
Still cheaper than a 5090
why?
It has three modes; silent, pulse, and throb.
On a sunny morning in June, I walked to work with a quadruped robot beside me. I’ve never gotten more attention from strangers.
Not sure how my organic dog would react.







