I named my motorcycle. His name is Bubba, and he’s a power bottom.

I keep hearing how painful it is to get out. Can someone please elaborate on this?

I am not super tech savvy and was DEEP in the ecosystem but didn’t think it was hard by any stretch.

I migrated my data, purged my files, canceled my subscriptions in a few taps/clicks, sold our imacs, MacBook pros, homepods and iPhones and moved on with my life and haven’t looked back since. Took maybe an afternoon for the data piece and a few other after-the-fact logins to cancel things I forgot about. This is legit the 4th time in two days I’ve read this comment so I am just genuinely curious!

I did this same thing and my life has been changed forever

Fiber for the win!

Bring Me The Disco King, and that other one about taking protein pills

David Bowie had like, 2 okay songs.

Got a recommendation for a Nas? My 12tb is getting so full of Linux distros, I have to expand faster than I thought

Hmu with that invite then please

Time for my abuelo’s only surving recipe to shine. Hang in there with me for this one!

Set gas burner to medium low.

Take a corn tortilla (bonus if you made it yourself, but store bought works in a pinch) and throw it on the burner.

Flip the tortilla just as the side is begging to have burnt spots but make sure the things not catching on fire; we’re going for ‘foldable without breaking’ so don’t torch the thing.

Once the other side looks like the first side, remove from heat.

Now, the next part depends on how clean you keep your burner…

If its clean, take your bologna (if your still with me I promise it’s worth it) out of its packaging and huck it on the burner.

Do not let it burn as its going to smell like burnt bologna.

Remove from heat and wrap in your tortilla.

Eat it while you clean your burner then question your life choices. 10/10 every time.

RANDY