I love Jerboa, it most closely resembles RiF from the beforetimes.

Also it’s easier to onboard new people when the UI closely resembles what they’re used to.

He just got approved for that big $40+ billion compensation package from Tesla so he’s got lots to work with.

But then you don’t get the sweet aroma of all the bug corpses toasting around the bulb.

One could even say… very very funny.

New app idea: pair murderers with people who are into getting murdered because murder without consent is always wrong.

Fellas, is it gay to penis?

They were not. Fashion designers started as chitinous eggs, in which the mother fashion designer builds a humid, temperate incubation chamber for them to mature while fighting off predators. After the incubation period is complete, the fashion designers break free from their hard shells, their exoskeletons still not fully formed. It’s essential at this stage for them to feast on living flesh, so the newborn fashion designers leave the nest to hunt for sustenance. At this point, survival rate is only 10% as there usually is not a sufficient amount of nearby food for all the hatchlings and only the strongest survive. But that is just part of the life cycle of a fashion designer.

This comment right here highlights one of the biggest issues in American politics. The “us vs. them” mentality. In other countries, if you vote for a party, you vote for a party. It seems like in the US, you vote for a party and suddenly you must believe in X, you’re responsible for Y, you’re labelled as a Z, you’re always part of the problem, etc.

You guys treat politics like fucking sports teams and it’s weird.

There’s no group of people more tolerant of their intolerance than the lactose intolerant.

Time to swap to queer.fr

“Treat every community like it is shitposting.”

-Sun Tzu, The Art of War

I love SNW and can say I (and probably 99% of viewers) have never noticed this because who actually counts up the number of each sex? I feel like even with their logic, the captain being a man should give them some level of comfort…

Thank you jerboa elf

I always thought new york style was the McDonald’s equivalent of pizza. It’s fine, but not really exciting or anything.

Bring a fire extinguisher

When The Times is insinuating murdering your parents you know we’re at the spicy part of late-stage capitalism.

I feel like using it on the first date is actually better, as a form of litmus test to find out of your date is trash (bad).

Too cringe

Coldest would be -60C, warmest about 40C. Funnily enough, these were in the same place (Canada).