Most of them. But as you get older, people just drift apart. Ex or not. Some stick some don’t

Do i have to wear glasses because of some glassholes now? What a time to be alive

That’s a weird one, because that also means you have to firmly believe in grey aliens.

People have made that joke since the movie came out. Bit every year that passes idiocracy looks like the good ending.

I can’t wait for elon musk to invent the door handle. I hope it’s another display

I’m really not someone who talks to himself or make noises in general. There are only a few movies or books that made me laugh out loud when i’m by myself. But every now and then i just say a word or a line from a random song out loud. I really don’t know why, and it even feels weird, sometimes that makes me laugh. From an outside perspective, i’m at home all day not saying a word and suddenly i go:

The jam session whipped a fox’s ass

Silverchair

Silverchair

Silverchair

Silverchair

And then i laugh, and then nothing for 5 hours

Man i can only imagine how freeing that must be.

It’s crazy to me that there is a whole generation (not only, even tiktok people my age) lost the attention span to watch a movie anymore. Watching a movie used to be peak entertainment, you’d plan it in advance and hang out with friends. I had a date some time ago and she told me she would beowse tiktok when nothing happens in the movie, she claimed that she can multitask really well. we watched a tv show and she was more browsing than watching. Every now and then she would look up and wait until something funny or possibly important happened, laughed or repeated it, just to look back at the phone. I told her that we can do something else if she wanted, but she still claimed it’s fine, she can do both. We watched the same episode 2 1/2 times, and she never realised.

When i was a child, one of my friends lived in this old farmhouse. They had a hatch that went down 2 floors. We watched a lot of batman and robin and obviously repelling down a building was super cool. We tied a super thin piece of yarn around whatever and i was so lucky to be the first one to try it out.

People regret buying …

They will continue to support …

There is a special kind of person who buys a smart fridge. But even they must realise after a month that standing in front of a frige and looking at a screen isn’t really a thing anyone does.

But it’s so cheap.

Yeah and you get what you pay for

That’s a lot of work for something they can do already

Don’t tell me that 🇺🇸Steve2A🇺🇸god🇺🇸penises🇺🇸 Is a bad person. I just can’t believe it.

Oh it’s from the famous liar. I gotta believe it then

Bend over for what? We need to fight for the braindead app for idiots.

For only $400 you can buy an an upgrade to make wifi work.

Apple people: I LOVE YOU BRAND.

If they cancel Disney the same way they cancel amazon, this is gonna be huge(ly disappointing)

It’s not just, but very much an american thing to say. It’s almost every video on youtube.“i bought this power tool for $4 from china and man it’s bad.” All the comments are: hahaha china only makes shit, who could’ve guessed.

You can buy the best literally everything from china. But it’s not gonna be cheap. But then it’s like:“that’s too expensive for something from china.” I’m worried when something is “American made” because it’s an absolute gamble and the chances are really high that they use their weirdo measurements where you need magically sized tools to taje it apart.

And other people to decipher it back into human language.