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You know Linux isn’t just used by nerdy kids cosplaying as Mr Robot, right?
You know Linux isn’t just used by nerdy kids cosplaying as Mr Robot, right?
Small world thinking. Because you haven’t seen the need for it doesn’t mean it doesn’t exist. Also, did you lose your CTRL, C, and V keys?
Managers at big companies: “No we will not buy any products that have ‘Risc’ in them…if someone gets hacked we’ll take all the blame!”
If it wasn’t for those Medellin kids who stole all the square shapes from the wall button factory, I tells ya
Those could work if it wasn’t for the local perverts blocking them 24/7 because twiddling them feels a bit like twiddling a robot’s nipples
Those would stop working because local scoundrels would stick their chewing gums in them
Maybe stand a foot further apart from the screen? That way you’ll be able to see the button better.
What you hate about it are the constant upsell shenanigans, not the touchscreen per se. I dislike those, too, but I reckon the human staff are also trying to sell more than you want?
He’s looking to chat up some young ladies before he has to go back home to the old ball’n’chain…
Touchscreen? That’s old, we can’t use that in our marketing, even BK has those. We need something new, fuckin do I care if it works???
At your command, Mr Falcon!
Don’t knock it too quickly. I thought like you but one evening I was a little tipsy and started chatting with a PDF document. Let’s just say things got a heated and not we’re engaged.
Social media definitely. The whole internet probably.
Nice and correct
Except one: be good at what it does
We’re living in a new age of personality cults.
Maybe it’s me, maybe it’s you, it’s all just child’s urine off an old man’s face.
Sorry man, it’s just funny to me when someone tries to sound like a character in a trope-y Hollywood movie. Never mind, move along.
How old are you? Around the Marvel fan age 12-35?
I mean you sound like you watched too many Superhero movies lately with your pathetic screed about what “you believe” LMAO
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