sentences that sound made up but have actual meaning

They’ve put a lot of work into locking people into an ecosystem. To pick one example, if you’ve got a Logic project you want someone to be able to edit, even if you manage to migrate it with all of the required stuff, they’re still going to need a Mac to open it.

I am now inside my desk. I die a slow and painful death.

set maximum profits aside

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You trying to give them lasting psychological trauma?

Fuckin do it, Elon. Double dog dare ya.