Ok, now will they actually staff the registers? Because every time I’m in the store there’s only one checkout lane open, and before 10am or so, the self-checkout is closed.

"My job consists of basically masking my contempt for the assholes in charge, and, at least once a day, retiring to the men’s room so I can jerk off while I fantasize about a life that doesn’t so closely resemble Hell.”

Just enough to keep people from going into withdrawals. A little AI, as a treat.

Yum Brands, which owns KFC and Taco Bell… [is] developing AI platforms for just about everything, including a dynamic drive-thru menu that changes based on the car approaching the window.

Bet you didn’t algorithm this portly fuck in a tricked out ‘93 Del Sol wanting 55 enchritos until tonight.

Guess I’ll have to starve this one too

It’s a real shame the feds don’t hire the nerds who might’ve prevented this. The tl;dr is hiring freezes, reinstated fitness tests, and drug usage disqualifications put cops behind computers, not IT. Who saw that coming.

Inland Empire. David Lynch’s use of digital cameras is jarring, with prominent noise in shots, and the narrative is very convoluted. It feels like a low-budget film in a lot of ways. Is it good? I liked it. But I would not recommend it except to a Lynch completionist.

Is that why it’s bleeped?

Will they take a picture before or after the fuckers in the truck somehow manage to fling my cans into the drainage ditch again

I generally assume these days it’s AI-reliant/adjacent and remain in my Luddite cave.

Aayyy, Big Balls is back! Guess he didn’t learn his lesson the first time.

Get a one-on-one trainer, talk to your vet. Don’t take the internet’s advice beyond this point.

Go suck a railroad spike, ya jabroni.

You can opt out IF you find the hidden Mickey.

Shoutout amphetamine, awesome little app.

Ride some kickass roller coasters.

This is more of a tool, but I have a set of 4” knipex cobra pliers that are perfect for around the house. Just small enough to fit into about any space, super grippy, and you can easily make minute adjustments to the plier spacing. I’ve used them more than any other tool I own.

Oh, and noise-canceling headphones (ideally over-the-ear). Instant quality of life upgrade.

And wouldn’t you know, it’s currently no. 11 on the iOS App Store’s list of free apps, just behind DoorDash. Chat, are they cooked

“25 or 6 to 4” by Chicago. He’s a band geek at heart, so the horn section is a must.