What a shame. I was super excited to send money to this grifter and show off how much of a patriot I am. And it’s fake gold, which everyone knows is super classy.
I mean, it’s obviously just gonna be a rebranded budget phone by a Chinese brand like Ulefone or Umidigi, like that “Freedom Phone” by that crypto-fuckface, whatever his name was. I don’t know why anyone is still bothering to report on this.

Buy a cheap piece of shit phone, spray it in a tacky gold colour and BAM, sorted.
You can still look like a complete cunt but without having to be robbed by a filthy orange paedophile.I think that was the intention.
this con man could shit on a plate and his cult followers would spend their last dollar to buy it
it’s incredible how much of themselves they’re all too happy to sacrifice (i.e., transfer ownership to trump) in order to own the libs
Trump, Scientology, Warren Jeffs, etc…
We never learn.
We never learn.
entirely by design
https://www.edweek.org/teaching-learning/texas-gop-no-more-critical-thinking-in-schools/2012/06
We oppose the teaching of Higher Order Thinking Skills (HOTS) (values clarification), critical thinking skills and similar programs that are simply a relabeling of Outcome-Based Education (OBE) (mastery learning) which focus on behavior modification and have the purpose of challenging the student’s fixed beliefs and undermining parental authority.
Looked that up last year, dropped that from the Texas GOP platform over a decade ago. I suspect it was like CRT, a thing to get up in arms about that wasn’t being taught anyway.
At least it would be a plate of shit and not a hollow plastic doodie.
Why aren’t there being lawsuits filed for this? This has got to be illegal, isn’t it? I know I’m being naive, but why, how?
Those checks and balances are going to kick in any day now!
Corrected title:
The “Trump phone” just “missed” another “release date”
We all know it’s just a grift, right?
How many
foolspeople pre-ordered one?And yet they all hated the Obama phone…
That tan suit was a national shame
Well dang it everyone. It’s Cyberpunk 2077 all over again. /j
More time to install some malware into it.
snake oil salesmen have nothing on this motherfucker











