how tf am i supposed to get any work done now?
Oh no. Anyways
And nothing of value was lost
do it yourself, like in the distant past of *checks calendar* six months ago
Waiting for the Anthropic PR saying that the outage was due to their new Claude Mythos model trying to escape confinement and being so powerful that it brought the whole Anthropic down.
Mythos is just too intelligent and immediately realizes the best thing it can do is kill itself.
Gaaaggghhhh! Somebody turn it back on! I’m starting to form my own thoughts again! It hurts!
If you want to simulate running Claude while it’s offline, just go run the faucet in your kitchen.
Surely the world’s leading advocate for vibe coding wouldn’t have issues with code stability. This is only their second colossal issue this week!
Surely the world’s leading advocate for vibe coding wouldn’t have issues with code stability.
It would have issues with code stability, and don’t call me Shirley.
shit fuck uh claude write me a witty comment to respond to this post!!1!1;
peepee poopoo
developers…
2000s google is not working
2010s stackoverflow is not working
2020s cloud(e) is not workingAnthropic’s uptime website is actually one of the funniest jokes of this year
Fuck “AI”
Oh shit. I think I did it.
is calude a rebranding of chatgpt or is it like a version?
Claude is from Anthropic, ChatGPT is from OpenAI.
ok I actually had to look it up. The way anthropic came from openai I had it in my head they were the same thing.
It’s incest all the way down.
Clearly SaaS isn’t working out, so just open source all the frontier models and stop building data centers so we can all buy our own GPUs.
