Good thing they forced everyone into their cloud service and EoL’d on-prem installs so they now have a nice captive user base to abuse 🙃
Job security for Platform Engineers go brrrrrrrrrt!
What a trash company (Atlassian)
I have to use Jira at work. It’s fucking awful.
Just wait until your company shuffles to the next top 3 platforms over the next few years and eventually settles on some shitty Microsoft product because the execs got a handyJ.
They are already sucking at Microslop’s AI-encrusted teat. It’s a major UK university, and there used to be a mix of systems, with a lot of really good functional software written in-house. Over the past decade, as they have been retired, they were replaced with MS-based turd-rolled-in-glitter ecosystems that drive me up the wall. The old stuff wasn’t pretty, but it worked and did all you needed and no more. It now feels like some sort of Rube Goldberg machine with fireworks.
Yeah so this isn’t gonna fly in any way, shape, or form. All of that will be cited by companies who are users as trade secrets and proprietary internal documentation. This is a great way for them to force their userbase away from their products.
So, yeah… bold move, cotton. Let’s see how it plays out.
My Jiras are going to train the clanker wrong. And not on purpose, they are just blank descriptions with due dates that are bookmarks for projects. Clankers can’t even handle sarcasm, good luck with inference of unprovided details.
And here I thought Jira couldn’t possibly be worse than it already was.
ever had to use servicenow?
ServiceNow is a fairly correct embodiment of ITIL principles. And ITIL is shit, based on the false assumption that IT service is a cost center and conservation of service-staff resource always takes precedence over productivity and customer satisfaction.
Its internal model of IT services and how they relate to business functions is also defective and unmaintainable.
20 years ago Atlassian was a dynamic and pretty cool company.
JIRA was fun to use and in Confluence you could edit pages in markup directly.It’s gone downhill ever since.
Now Atlassian is just another slop fest and I hope that people finally leave this crap behind.
Funny, I remember first using Atlassian almost 20 years ago and finding both JIRA and Confluence amateurish, inconsistent dog’s breakfasts. It’s a bad idea to let your business IT people whoose your dev tools.
Enterprise users can opt-out. They just did the same thing Microslop did with GitHub.
I suppose these things have to be opt-out because if they were opt-in then literally nobody would do it. Which is quite telling really isn’t it lol
Maybe some day they will ten a profit
I love when Ai is trained on PHI lol. I hope this becomes a HIPAA nightmare. My company puts limited phi into Jira when a ticket is required to fix a record, I’m sure many others do the same.
