Doesn’t matter what hardware you throw at windows it will still run like a bag of shit.
My shit runs better than windows.
PS: diarrhea
/s
Can relate.
you got a pizza box? Fancy
CPU optional.
Imagine opening a pizza box just to find an old potato. 😋
… aaas long your potato has a processor better than a 486 anyway.
… aaand you’re trying to run the newest kernel on it for some reason.
Listen, I’m convinced the next kernel will finally fix the bug that in rare circumstances causes my potato to spontaneously mash itself and start whistling dixie.
… or maybe I’m confusing my potato with my brain again.
That Linux PC magically attracts all cats in a 5 mile radius.
My friend used to have a pc in a cardboard box, but it had a separate monitor. Also you had to turn it on twice; the first time it would crash…
potato optional
optional optional




