OpenAI could fuck themselves too. Who knows.
Hahahahahahaha what a fucking terrible idea, holy shit. Beside sam altman, who the fuck would use this?
He probably won’t use it himself. The tech bros pushing all these things don’t partake on their own supply in their personal lives because they know how dumb or dangerous it is.

omg fuck off
Dead on arrival. Especially so if it runs android and invasively slurps up all your personal data for “training”. Now where have we seen this before?
Now where have we seen this before?
But you already said “Android”…
Finally, a phone specifically for morons.
lol
I’ll take shiny things that jingle, but never materialize, for 100.
It doesn’t have to materialize. It just has to trick investors into investing more. They’re taking a page out of Elon’s playbook.
Good. Waste that money.
I’d rather have a phone that does what I want it to do.
Was it this slop company that recently said it wasn’t going to do any more “side quests”?
Just like every other AI application they’ve come up with for end users, I cannot fathom how the AI aspect would be preferable to purpose-made code that does one thing without having to “think” about it.
How does the introduction of an “agent” who “might make mistakes” improve my user experience with… Literally anything?
“Hey, Jippity. Send a message to Chris”
Thinking: The user wants me to call Kris. But I don’t see anyone named Kris in the contacts. Maybe the contacts are corrupted. I should try to fix it.
Wait, it would be easier to recreate the contacts. So I’ll just delete all of them and let the user know.
Command: rm -rf ~/.contacts
Jippity: “Ok, I’ve deleted all your contacts so that you can start fresh. Go ahead and enter the number for Kris!”
that’s gonna be a very very expensive phone
Who doesn’t like their phone charging them by the word?
Pass
So every button is just a different prompt? Sounds silly.
Look everybody, it’s the Rabbit R1/Humane AI Pin in phone form!







