All 173 of them.
Yes, you read that correctly:
Tesla only sold 173 of the Cybertruck RWD base model.
That makes sense.
If you want a Cybertruck, you want the all-wheel version.I sure would want an overweight ford pinto reinvisioned as a modern brutalist steel casket that is less mobile than the original model-t.
This fine piece of… engineering that:
… struggles to run (and drive) in the cold…
… has routine problems in humidify and (god forbid) rain…
… AND elicits the same public response as a clown car …
… Really just fills that void in me.
… On my daily commute in my rental car to pay for the rental and my fortress of solitude on wheels that is out of commission - again - for another comical reason.
How many versions of the trashcan are there?
Iirc but cant be arsed to check, 3 models - base (rwd) mid range (awd) and premium (awd with a bigger battery)
“premium” 😂
RWD=Really Weird Design
At least the front didn’t fall off.
Most of the time the front doesn’t fall off at all! Unless a wave hits it.
Tesla is towing them outside the environment.
At least the front didn’t fall off.
It’s not typical, I’d like to make that clear
The stock market is clownicized. That the flagship product of this company being dogshit, whose intrinsic value can’t exceed 10 billion didn’t tank the stock price that is currently valued at 1.5 trillion dollars, that gave the ceo 60 billion for hyping the stock price without producing actual income to justify that, well, it speaks for itself.
I would argue our bail outs are a factor in this, investor’s don’t fear a major downturn and are more reckless, knowing any large losses will be socialized from the backs of working people, their victims, while all gains are privatized.
The Cybertruck is the perfect metaphor for modern-day America.
Falling apart.
A danger to everyone, both inside and out.
Spontaneously catches fire.
Many of its passengers are trapped inside.
Described as the best thing ever by the worst people ever.
There’s probably more
Too expensive
Constantly watching you
Deliberately chosen by stupid and hateful people trying to make some sort of statement
Driven by Nazis.
Unprepared for China.
Hated by Canadians.
Ugly on the inside.
Riddled with debt.
No one’s really buying it.
Is this also because they didnt use enough glue?
In a normal company, insisting on bringing the cybertruck to marked would have resulted in the CEO getting punted.
Gotta pack the board with lickspittles and family members.
No wonder this thing is banned in Europe. It didn’t pass the safety test. Luckily America has much more freedom and much loser regulations.
https://www.ecoportal.net/uk/europe-bans-cybertruck-massive-scale/114/
That’s not laughter, that’s the expression of a man whose protuberant hemorrhoids have just burst while he’s in public.
Edit - apt, really
A-hahahahahahaha. AHAHAHAHAHAHA. AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! breathes deeply AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I didn’t realize they offered a NWD option.
In this case, it is typical.
Who cant wait to buy one of their robots to take care of their kids?
Booh!
It looks like a refrigerator on wheels, and I’ll bet the ice maker doesn’t work.
Makes fire pretty efficiently, oddly enough.
Really reinforcing the whole “cyberstuck” meme, eh?
