This seems like a harmless 2026 wish that will become everyone’s 2035 Black Mirror nightmare technology, where your clothing - your entire body - is now covered in a nonstop, blinking, endless advertisement space
It starts to prickle your skin, “watch this short 30 second ad to disable the itch for 30 minutes!”
Five minutes later, starts to prickle again.
Or:
You’re talking with your mother about such-and-such, suddenly your shirt starts blaring an obnoxious influencer screaming “HEY LOSER! DOES YOUR ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION GET IN THE WAY OF YOUR RELATIONSHIPS?!?”
You don’t just waggle your hands. He’s doing it right. The hands stay in the same place but rotate. You’re mimicking rubbing your eyes and your eyes don’t move.
CRY! CRY! CRY!
SPREAD IT! SPREAD IT FAR AND WIDE!
this is 🔥
I wish, oh I wish, I could say it was mine. But I ripped it from elsewhere.
I ripped it because it was such fucking gold. I had to spread it like chlamydia.
And you have to spread it, you have to spread it too!
Lmao, I think I first saw this one on a post about Russian’s crying about their gas prices/queues.
Boo fucking hoo, the consequences of my (in)actions
Is that Mamdani?
Yep! It’s him with Ms. Rachel
Thanks!
I wish I could get this on an animated T-shirt
This seems like a harmless 2026 wish that will become everyone’s 2035 Black Mirror nightmare technology, where your clothing - your entire body - is now covered in a nonstop, blinking, endless advertisement space
It starts to prickle your skin, “watch this short 30 second ad to disable the itch for 30 minutes!”
Five minutes later, starts to prickle again.
Or:
You’re talking with your mother about such-and-such, suddenly your shirt starts blaring an obnoxious influencer screaming “HEY LOSER! DOES YOUR ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION GET IN THE WAY OF YOUR RELATIONSHIPS?!?”
for real. hopefully my ad-blocking glasses will work there too.
also - human adverts become the new low rent influencers, with people professionally walking around sticking adverts everywhere
I think we just wrote the plot for the first episode of the next season of Black mirror
As long as the episode ends with everyone getting naked
People have already been doing that for decades…
Her miming really annoys me.
You don’t just waggle your hands. He’s doing it right. The hands stay in the same place but rotate. You’re mimicking rubbing your eyes and your eyes don’t move.