Pornhub is lowkey a very skilled tech company. Delivering a quality video platform on the scale they do is incredibly difficult.
Also obligatory: Year of the Linux Desktop! 🎉
Netflix but for horny people
“Netflix and chill” has lead me to believe those 2 Ven diagrams overlap quite a lot
“Netflix and chill” but with a distinct lack of chill.
Pornhub and get to it
I don’t like their company because they are also like the meta of porn in the sense that they bought up all their competitors and have made a monolith service
I made it to the final round of interviewing with them a couple years ago. I think it would have been interesting to work for them. They have PHP and even some Laravel in their stack.
Can’t believe they turned you down. Would’ve loved to hear about PH developer stories
Yeah I was a bit surprised too, they even told me how well I did during the interview and how I was getting stuff right that most of their candidates get wrong, and they made it seem like I should expect an offer from them. I think the dealbreaker was that I hadn’t worked with message brokers before.
First time I’ve heard of message brokers. I guess I’ll have to learn that if I want a job with PH
If you want a computer programming job with them then yeah definitely.
Apart from hosting an ad service that served malware, and having their user database leaked more than once.
apparently: the same goes for its patrons; i’m sure i’m responsible for atleast 1 percentage point. lol
Probably Steam Deck users with that handheld device in one hand and their handheld device in the other.
New gens are ruining everything - “vertical video” gen-z, really?
Y’all need a spanking.
Those gen y and x ages are whack
Also, I hate zoomers and their vertical videos too
Yeah, idk what tf those age brackets are, it’s like they haven’t updated them since they first set up the graphics for the statistics.
Yep totally agree. And I also like boobies.
I’m sorry. There are people who go to an adult hardcore porn site and then type in “Suitable for work”??? Like do you think the site wouldn’t get flagged at your work?
Maybe they’re just hoping to find a sexy fuckable whore ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
HR: IT detected that you watch porn at work.
Employee: I’m not, it’s all SFW videos
HR: OK, no problem then.
Is that supposed to be they watch videos in vertical…or they get off on watching vertical videos?
“Oh yeah, tilt that camera. Tilt it harder. There we go. Oh yeah! It’s standing straight up.”
Ok I have problems with these cutoffs for ages. My wife is 57 (1967) and is very definitely a gen x’er.
Kinda bummed they grouped the fetish all in one category. Thought we were getting weird here
… is it possible that these uneducated plebeians just put “fetish” in the search?
(jk)
the age of linux is cumming upon os.
ok this is really bad , ill see myself out…
I have nothing constructive to say. I laughed too much at this.
Not what the distro meant by release
As long as you don’t use any of the windows and use the front door like my pet penguin, I won’t mind.
And there’s a kernel of truth in there and by that I don’t mean the kernel of an apple.
Do you guys realize how much 40% actually is in a single year? That’s crazy. Don’t just look at the 5.1%.
I’m sure it’s heavily influenced by the Steam Deck, it being a great device for porn and all, but still.
It does correlate with the numbers Steam released a few days or weeks ago.
Windows 11 not installing on “older” machines is big too.
We really need to thank Microsoft. They’re pushing a LOT of people to try out the free stuff.
Is anyone working at a FOSS and federated alternative to pornhub?
A single instance is not federated by itself. It requires multiple instances to be considered a federation.
Just a little nitpick.
Doesn’t it federate with others? It’s just that everyone blocks it
Yes but the question was for a federated alternative. lemmynsfw is not a federation by itself. It’s only a part of a larger federation.
You would need multiple nsfw lemmy instances which can then become their own federation. Or a separate federation software on top of ActivityPub.
So OP was searching for a specific federation software?
The problem with the federated model for porn is that it’s easier to get away with hosting illegal content.
I’ve seen some federated ones.
Please share
I am very suspicious of the -26% Apple marketshare. It makes me feel like there’s more to this than it seems at first. There’s no way 26% of Apple users stopped using Apple devices within a year.
Edit: maybe it could be caused by a large user base increase that shifted the demographics, but this fast? And the PornHub bans across US states started only this year for the most part if I’m not mistaken, so it shouldn’t affect this data?
2024 was the release of iOS 17.4, when Apple allowed third party browsers to use their own engine instead of WebKit/Safari as a layer beneath. So it could very well be that Firefox Mobile and Chrome Mobile on iOS don’t get registered as iOS Device in this survey due to their user agent.
No browser uses a different engine yet (presumably because Apple only allows them to offer this in the EU, under draconian conditions).
0.4% other
to the brave coomers keeping bsd aliveKeeping OpenBDSM alive 😆
I bet that fish can inflate!
Under video game consoles, it lists 0.1% for “Other (3DS/PS Vita)”. Unless PornHub offers 3D porn that works on the 3DS (do they?!), I refuse to believe even 0.01% would use the 3DS browser in this capacity.
(On the other hand, that’s 0.1% of video game consoles, and I can’t imagine too many people use their consoles for porn in the first place… Basically I’d love to see absolute numbers for this)

Guys, we’re losing big to mobile devices. Although I’m glad Australia is still going strong at 12% desktop computer.
65.2% (globally) are Android so technically we’re winning!
What Useragent do AI Bots send?
I’m pretty sure they can filter out the bot traffic. Like, if they know how old you are, they probably know if you’re a bot.
Sorry guys… My gooning streaks are skewing the data; I’m the masturbations Georg and shouldn’t have been counted…
Jesus, what’s going on with Android that it’s putting up such high numbers
What do you mean? It’s a massive mainstream operating system used by the majority of phones in the world.
My guess is the increase is due to two factors: Linux based vms scraping PH content to create tensor training models for nsfw AI image generators and individuals in the U.S. visiting behind a vpn that’s registering to the client as a Linux device. I’d visit the link but I’m not behind a vpn.
I don’t know why your browser would report itself as a linux browser just because it’s behind a proxy or VPN
That’s one horney Linux user













