Been doing it for years. You can poop and pee anywhere at any speed already.
speed maybe. but acceleration too?
what if you accelerate really hard backwards, can the dooky still exit?
If you accelerate fast enough, it exits even faster.
My gut instinct is that the acceleration only makes it easier.
Once this baby hits 88mph you’re going to see some serious shit.
That’s an untoppable comment. Don’t worry, I’ll wait.
An untoppable comment?
You’ve legally smoked on an airplane haven’t you?
Clearly when Back to the Future came out, your mom wasn’t even born yet.
That quote waited 41 years for this post.
No no, I got it. It’s the untoppable part I don’t understand that’s all.
Like…poop? I get it. But obviously I’m the odd one out here if I’m getting downvoted, and that joke was actually uproariously hilarious 🤷♂️
Oh yeah? Well, I’ve pooped at a significant fraction of the speed of sound
Always has been?
Use a Pringles can like a normal person. Fun fact*: That’s why is called “going to the can” nowadays.
*May be nonfactual.
They new can designs don’t allow you to fit your whole hand in there so you can never scrap it all out when you’re done.
That’s why you chuck it out the window and get a new one.
That’s disgusting, polluting eww.
Amazon drivers and truckers rejoice!
the smells, the sloshing, what could possibly go wrong?
wasn’t there an episode in which Karl Pilkington was going on and on about how practical it would be to have a toilet seat under the driver and Ricky Gervais was grilling him for it
edit, yes ☞ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ub2aKk0OLuc : Karl Pilkignton and The Shit Car
podcasts (radio shows?) were much funnier without the animationCame here for this. Yes that visionary, KP, came up with this 20 years ago.
There goes my excuse for speeding
About time. This is needed after a curry weekend on the 100mile trip home
i want this, but also with a functionality to transform these resources into fuel
Why is it limited to only 100kph? I demand higher speed automobile defecation.
I can’t visualize the size of the cabin required for this seat. Will it also include a switch to make all of your windows opaque when you use it? This very much just feels like that episode of Doctor who where all those fuckers are stuck in traffic for their entire lives.
